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Cynical · Cynical

..... mother-in-law out last night - right hook, beauty Mixed emotions - watching my mother-in-law driving over a cliff in my new car

stafford · stafford

as a guitarist for Lynyrd Skynyrd now! (An even better likeness in the flesh I assure you!)

joe free · joe free

This is a genuine complaint to Humberside Police Force from an angry member of the public. A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written...... -------------- Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bev...

Paul Green · Paul Green

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/4997351.Rematch_for_Welling_boxer_after_cut_controversy/

stafford · stafford

Are you having a second career as a front man for Rammstein Sir? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUjlPOCVVI Wont ask you what you are doing in the uncensored version? -- Edited by stafford on Wednesday 3rd of February 2010 03:32:08 PM

name & dob · name & dob

Not quite a football matter. But there a new song out called LOVE FARWELL, & all the money rised goes to H4H. So if you get a mo PLEASE log on to H4H all they are asking is a £1 to download or you can buy a cd for £4.99. Its for all the boys & girls who have done there bit for this country... Thank you ......

Paul Green · Paul Green

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/4795612.Marsh_out_to_right_the_wrong/

Squarevanman · Squarevanman

With apologies to all our lady supporters but you may find this of use when talking to non football friends HOW TO EXPLAIN THE OFFSIDE RULE TO A WOMAN You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. T...

JgFc · JgFc

Louis has Carly as a friend on Facebook? Another Wings player who likes greyhounds following on from Daisy and JT.

JgFc · JgFc

At nottingham this afternoon we have " WhitesockWonder" while at Crayford we have "Triggers Pint"

Besiktas_Turkey · Besiktas_Turkey

Hi.I'm Ahmet Gökta. I 'm from Turkey(türkiye) Welling best team. ... Besiktas & Welling ...

StuartDwight · StuartDwight

Calling all footie fans, I would like to introduce you to a new type of fantasy football. Xpert Eleven is a football manager game where you manage a fictitious football team. The thought behind the game is that you compete with your friends in a league that you create yourselves. You manage your team/...

JgFc · JgFc

Adapted for Poundnote next season ?? You put your transfer in your tranfer out in, out, in out you fcuk your club about You do the Cristiano and you change your mind that's what he's all about Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Knees bent, arm stretch, dive dive di...

rwfaz · rwfaz

I have been having a slight issue with the Fans Forum for a while, every time I log on, I still get the little green face telling me there are new posts in the thread, even though I may have read them all the day before. Since I log on both from home and at work on some days, is that what's causing this to happen?...

JgFc · JgFc

[URL=http://www.imagebam.com/image/c5bfbb10236989][IMG]http://thu...

Paul Green · Paul Green

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/3799110.Marsh_ready_to_defend_his_crown/

Bexley Times · Bexley Times

http://www.gravesendreporter.co.uk/content/Charlton_Football_Club/story.aspx?brand=GVSROnline&category=CharltonFootball&tBrand=GVSROnline&tCategory=CharltonF...

bruno · bruno

From todays Ahead of the Game REINA BREAKS CLEMENCE RECORD Rafael Benitez has praised Jose Reina after the Liverpool goalkeeper raced to 50 clean sheets in a record number of games. That's all well and good, but Liverpool are fifth in the Premier League. Will the Spaniard be put on display in the troph...

Anonymous

Hi, I am running a football management game over on Stirlingalbion.com and I was wondering if any forum members from here fancy joining as well? It's really not an intense footy management game and it takes as little as 5-10 mins per week to put your team line up up. We have just finished our last season a...

JgFc · JgFc

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=JiPTmVZq8Hw&feature=related]

JgFc · Anonymous

Content deleted. This is not a men's mag nor an adult website. bruno -- Edited by bruno at 19:49, 2007-12-03

Baggy Trousers · Baggy Trousers

Portsmouth 7-4 Reading Benjani scored a hat-trick David James saved a penalty.

bruno · bruno

Many of us will have grown up with the western, it having been an essential ingredient in the Saturday morning cinema club programme and for many of us early visits to the cinema were to see a western as the main feature - Yes we had 2 films per visit. It has became a dying breed with only sporadic releas...

bruno · bruno

"It's well known that footballers aren't the sharpest tools in the penalty box, but when you read some of the stupid - yet highly entertaining - things they say, you've got to laugh!" Loaded email 1.9.07 Example "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league,...

Bognor Fan · Bognor Fan

I have set up a mini league for the sun dream team if anyone wants to join the Mini League Name Bognor Regis Town Password have set up a mini league for the sun dream team if anyone wants to join the Mini League Name Bognor Regis Town Password lampard Log on to www.thesundreamteamfc.com d lampard Log on to...

bruno · bruno

The following post was made by an anonymous poster at 21:04 Jun 14, 2007 and was moved as it was off topic and not football related. bruno Come along to our Summer Fete at the Mounted Rover Legion on 17th June 200711am to 3pm. It is the Horsefield Upper Wickham Lane Opposite St. Michaels. We a...

wufc007 · wufc007

We ant you clubs news and views at: http://bluesquare.iwannaforum.com/index.php We also need moderators from your club to oversee input. Many Thanks Frank Cutler

bruno · bruno

Don't mention the 1st round to Havant they LOST £10,000. See the full story at the Beeb website

JgFc · JgFc

http://gorillamask.net/hoff-rhinestone-cowboy.shtml

Anonymous

Hi, I am running a football management game over on Stirlingalbion.com and I was wondering if any forum members from Welling United fans fancy joining as well? It's really not an intense footy management game and it takes as little as 5-10 mins per week to put your team line up up. We have at lea...

bruno · bruno

The following are taking part in the Good Pub Guide’s 25th anniversary celebrations. Participating boozers will be slashing the price of beer to 1982 levels and some are selling cheap food too. THE WHEATSHEAF AT BOUGH BEECH, Kent – Monday 25 - Thursday 28 September Every evening be...

JgFc · JgFc

£10 a month, uncapped usuage... Speeds upto 16mbps www.sky.com/broadband THIS >>>> Will tell you get it... Downloaded windows vista beta fr...

bruno · bruno

Any views on yesterday's farce at the Oval? From what I can make of it: 2.37 England awarded 5 penalty runs after umpires decide there had been ball tampering. 2.39 protest made to match referees by Pakistan coach. 3.45 Tea was taken early due to bad light. 4.43 England and the umpires ret...

wings on the brain · wings on the brain

Will you be going on Sunday 6th

And JGFC lets be honest we're not going to be on TV are we???!?!!? -- Edited by wings on the brain at 18:06, 2005-10-24

JgFc · JgFc

www.shot-online.com amazing golf game 300mb download (30 mins on bband) FREE to play. Create and train your characters and then get on the practice gre3ens / courses or play one of the 12 championship course LIVE vs other players. Im on there add me as a friend if you download it . ITS...

JgFc · JgFc

Have a 3 year sponsorship deal worth.... SEVENTY TWO GRAND!! Jesus , thats 3 times (or more) ours i would imagine. HOWEVER, they havent been paid their second installment and are "negotiating" the payment ....

PayPal users beware · bruno

From PC Pro yesterday (16 June) at 6:21pm The Net monitoring body Netcraft discovered a security flaw in the PayPal site which is allowing phishers to exploit victims. If you visit the PayPal site you may get the message : 'Your account is currently disabled because we think it has been ac...

bruno · bruno

I can't solve the following riddle. Anyone out there with ideas as to what the answer is? When I am filled I can point the way, when I am empty Nothing moves me, I have two skins One without and one within.

bruno · bruno

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the he...

bruno · bruno

I got the following email from GQ. Well worth a look at their site. "THE CUT-OUT-AND-KEEP* GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE WORLD CUP By Benjie Goodhart at GQ World Cup coverage. *Cutting out should not be attempted while the guide is on your s...

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